Cleaner: A biting workplace satire - for fans of Ottessa Moshfegh and Halle Butler

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It starts out with a bang. The cleaner of the title takes out two targets with a submachine gun, then the cop who happens upon the scene. But he lets a young witness live, so we know he has a heart. So far so good. At the end of the first chapter I thought I had a winner on my hands.

Another prosaic attempt to create a Jason Bourne lookalike - with the same-old-same-old, unimaginative, stale, plot.The agency fee you pay will never increase during the life of your contract so long as your required cleaning hours don't increase or decrease.

Our entire service is designed for you. From the moment you get in touch with us, your service and peace of mind are our main priorities. We'll get to work finding you a suitable cleaner to give you the best possible clean. I'm sorry to give this book a 1-star rating, but I can't abide lazy writing. I don't need a protagonist's resume, I need them to be interesting. I don't want to run into a wall of exposition that drags down the pace to a standstill, I want to read what's going to happen next. John Milton sounded interesting until I got too much information in the worst way possible. At the AA meeting, he realized that he couldn’t be open and honest about himself as did the others. “He knew he belonged there with them, his inability to take part made him feel like a fraud.” Carpet Cleaning - Our carpet cleaners provide advanced hot water extraction cleaning for most carpets and rugs, effectively removing stains. For delicate or natural fibre items, our technician will determine if dry cleaning is needed during the examination. After you’ve cleaned away the mold, put the book in a sealed container with baking soda or activated charcoal for a few hours. (Don’t let these substances get on the book itself.) That should absorb the last of the musty scent.Kitchen: Dishwashing, mopping, and polishing all kitchen appliances' interiors, as well as any kitchen surfaces As the events unfold, I did get the impression the author never got around to looking at a street map of the city. Oww! Is it all too much of a struggle for these 'new, 'acclaimed', masters of the spy novel' to do the most basic research? If you know London - this will make you cringe.