The race, and "the nasty," are accomplished under a yellow blanket, so there's really none of that "when a mommy and daddy love one another, the daddy puts his penis . . ." stuff. We see an interior of Willy burrowing into the egg which then divides and grows into a familiar shape. And, voila! A babe is born to happy, happy parents.

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Frank and funny . . . Takes young children, skipping and whooping, out from under the gooseberry bush Independent urn:oclc:861482674 Republisher_date 20140314062706 Republisher_operator [email protected] Scandate 20140312020624 Scanner scribe1.shenzhen.archive.org Scanningcenter shenzhen Source If you thought this book was about explaining to your child why you've hired a butler or housekeeper, well, you'd be seriously wrong. Likely something funded by Microsoft, Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? by Tom O'Connor and Jill Dubin is a book written to explain to your kid why you have an in-house computer server. If you're from the cloud generation, you might be more familiar with the server in your office. You know, the one that never seems to be functioning properly and gives all of your colleagues access to your files so they can "accidentally" delete them. Apparently people used to have these in their homes, but according to the book, daddies only bought them if they loved their wives. So, if you didn't have one in your house growing up, then you might be disappointed to hear that your parents didn't have the best relationship.I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much by Judith Vigna is a Christmas story told by Lisa, who seems to want to rain on her father's boozy parade by demanding he actually go sledding with her like he'd promised. Doesn't she know parents are always making promises they have no intention on keeping? Sounds like little Lisa needs a wakeup call. Hilariously funny, warm, and playful, this is a picture book that appeals to both children and grown-ups.

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urn:lcp:wherewillywent00alla:epub:409b4572-d5e3-474d-906c-4c91663e58f9 Extramarc University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (PZ) Foldoutcount 0 Identifier wherewillywent00alla Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t7gq9h86d Invoice 11 Isbn 9780375930300 The American Library Association keeps a list of frequently challenged children’s booksbased on reports from schools and libraries across the United States. In many cases, children aren’t able to have access to these books at home, so it’s crucial that schools and libraries are able to keep books in circulation and preserve access for all children. And if today’s youth are anything like I was as a child, knowing that a book has been banned or challenged just makes it infinitely more compelling.

As an adult, I liked this book. I felt it was a new and interesting way to convey the same old "birds and bees" information. However, as a parent, I do agree with the banning of this book in public school libraries. I feel this book is too graphic for any and every child to be able to pull off the shelf. I think this book would be much more appropriate if used with parental consent and while I do not feel that this book provides incorrect information, I think that it should be the parents choice as to when and how their children come across this type of information. We all know that having to poop can get in the way of our fun, but when you gotta go, well, you go. Apparently, kids don't always feel this way, and some are afraid to poop and tend to hold it in. It Hurts When I Poop by Howard J. Bennett is a book about a kid named Ryan whose fear of experiencing pain while he poops encourages him to hold it in, thinking it will all just magically disappear on its own. Of course, he can't do this forever, and eventually he has to do the deed. So, as the story goes, "Sometimes it came out as hard little balls. Other times in came out as one big ball." Yes, that's an actual quote from the book. Alice was banned in the province of Hunan, China (1931) for the portraying animals acting on the same level as humans. Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2012-09-27 05:46:22 Bookplateleaf 0003 Boxid IA1114818 Camera Canon EOS 5D Mark II City New York Donor